Posted 32 minutes ago

prismplague:

thejudge:

kwisatzhaderock:

h-a-r-p-o:

what could you possibly need wrenches this size for

rpg melee weapon

when you have intel to defend.

When You’re in an underwater city

When you need to save the galaxy from an evil alien chairman

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Posted 17 hours ago

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco)

Posted 18 hours ago
Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers. (Non negotiable)
akiwitch asked

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff curse you non-negotiability!

Kay five things…

>.>

errrrr

right

five things

….

  1. I like how I can turn oxygen into carbon dioxide, I like doing that!
  2. I like Frank13, and since Frank13 is technically a part of me, she counts!
  3. I’m left-handed! Yeah that’s right! Suck it right-handed people! 
  4. I like that I can distract people from my awkwardness by saying a silly joke to make them laugh… does that count? Yeah that counts
  5. I like that I have a lot of awesome friends who are awesome and like me despite me being me. I like that, that’s awesome.
Posted 20 hours ago

wingedstoryteller:

thestormypetrelofcrime:

i’m sorry

Stacker Pentecost doesn’t want your damn lemons.

"Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the lemons to them!"

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

zooophagous:

North American River Otters